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If life were to be a woman’s favor

If life were to be a woman’s favor

If life were to be a woman’s favor

If life were to be a woman’s favor

MR. NIGER LD the acronym for life definition is truly brief but not that breezing air free or easy as the definition suggest.

Life is a beneficiary it takes a thought to make a word, some words to make an action, some work to make it work and after the work is a lost. The trouble in Life never ends unless death comes.

A friend inquired; “how come the numerous and never ending domestic work of a woman has not caused evolution’s use and disuse theory to play it’s part by granting her another hand?”

And another replied; “she seek for it not or failed to use her basic instincts.”

To me, if I were evolution of course she gets an extra hand, not to forget lip, tooth, chest and waist.

“Life is a dire judge if only the female could appeal for working is to the monkey, reaping to the baboon”.  When a lady ask for favor men do for pleasure even if it takes his ‘no time’ leisure.

The world is a good turn for her, “Ladies First”. She shouldn’t be handled roughly even when wrong. In parties she pay no gate fee, she gets whatever she wants in anyway weather by yelling, crying, or in a numbest mode.  Free gadgets, cars, clothes, food in-fact an extra care and complains when it all falls, who is the man not to fix it without her penny.

A blessed and virtuous woman is she that can use her body features at the right time. She is the most dangerous even to the strongest Samson. “Underneath the earth, the hen searches for her daily bread digging holes, in most cases reap not of the labor simply because the ants are all over harvesting from where they never sowed.”  A woman could cause poverty for a hardworking man.

If death were to be a male-judge, women would leave forever more.

She knows it all, she runs from failure. She has been through the highs, said all her goodbyes she Learned to run before she learned to crawl. He is worth fighting for if she is sure and one of her is dying, trying to find loves cure. If she is lazy, so long, favor is and she pleads, who is he to turn her down.

Nevertheless, if he were lazy, life would have no mercy on him to crown him the king of sorrow or the heir apparent to the dynasty of poverty. Life must be a same-sex judge thing.

They say; “ women have fish brain” but in actual sense she use it more effectively to attain a 99%  self profiting desire while the male with the almighty whale brain spend a whole-lifetime to get what a woman could get in just a flash.

Could life be a woman’s favor, all sweat be makeup’s, regrets would be a non-gnash tooth, dirt would be polished nails, all soils be fertile, all brambles would be eradicated, thorns be soft-hand touch, tragedy shall book an appointment and when it comes, it cometh as awareness. The ugly would be fine; life would be the best of gene if life were to be a Woman’s favor.

Onyeche Vincent Onyeka


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  2. another good one


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